I have some severe problems when it comes to shoes. I love them…way too much. I, without question, have way more shoes than my wife does. And I’m a guy. But hey, I’m proud of it. Shoes don’t just keep your feet nice and safe and comfortable, they also look good. And let me tell you, I know how to keep them looking good. I can clean shoes like nobodies business. In fact, if I were to have an Indian name it would probably be: He Who is Always Cleaning Shoes. OK. I’m not always doing it. But when the need arises for me to clean my shoes, I can do it, and do it well. Whether you are looking to clean white shoes, clean leather shoes, clean suede shoes, clean canvas shoes or even to clean satin shoes, I’ve got you covered. Check out this page and learn how to clean your shoes.
I’m sending this one out to all the ladies in the house. Actually, screw that. Boys, this is for you too. Just because you have a penis doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the most comfortable foot ware on the face of the earth. As comfortable as they are, they do have one problem. They get dirty. Not that other types of boots don’t. But, if you don’t know the proper methods for how to clean Uggs, you can cause damage to them. And because they’re so expensive, you will want to be very careful when it becomes time for cleaning Uggs. Cleaning sheepskin boots is a delicate process. So, if you want to know how to clean Ugg boots, Ugg shoes, or for that matter, any other brand of sheepskin boots, I strongly recommend that you read this article and learn how to clean Uggs properly.
I have the hardest glasses in the world to keep clean. They have plastic lenses, little ridges that harbor facial oils and grime, and they attract dust like there’s no tomorrow. And since I’m not one to go to the optometrist very often, I’ve been wearing this same pair of glasses for about five years now. So, needless to say, I’ve gotten really good at cleaning glasses. Luckily for you, my method of cleaning eyeglasses involves no rocket science, just a (very) little time. I used to clean glasses by breathing on the lenses and wiping them down with whatever shirt I happened to be wearing at the time. As it turns out, that’s not the best method. It may remove some of dirt and grease, but it also pushes little bits of grit around the lenses that scratch the hell out of ‘em. If you want to know how to clean eyeglasses and how to clean sunglasses safely and properly, check out this article.
Silk is unique in the fabric world. It’s incredibly strong, yet supple and breezy. It keeps people warm in cool weather, and cool in warm weather. It’s lightweight and it doesn’t take up much room, which makes it perfect for traveling. Multicolored silk shirts also attract the ladies like nothing else (or so I thought in seventh grade). The only downside is that silk cleaning is sometimes unconventional. Some silks may be washed in the machine, but I wouldn’t recommend it. Quality silk vendors will preshrink and colorfast their fabrics, but many don’t just to spite you. Either way, if you read my latest article on how to clean silk, you should be able to get your garment clean without tears or despair.
With a soft nap that lustily grips all dirt and debris it comes in contact with, suede shoes are vulnerable. They require special treatment that your rough and ready sneakers, your loafers, and your black leather pumps do not. It takes a certain sort of individual to don a pair of suede shoes - a rare sort. It is for these intrepid souls that I am spreading the word on how to clean suede shoes. I’ll show you the unique tools, sprays, and methods used to clean suede shoes. I’ll show you what to do if your suede shoes get wet, muddy, stained, scuffed, and made fun of. I’ll also shield you from the inane cleaning remedies pushed by suede haters. Sure, you can go and buy synthetic suedes or more resilient footwear, but once educated by my newest article, why not opt for the real thing - the softest shoes on earth?
People are surprisingly intimidated when it comes to washing wool and cleaning wool. I think the problem is that we read too many labels and they all say “Dry Clean Only”. And yeah. Sometimes that’s probably true. And that’s why I don’t buy those things. When it comes to cleaning wool though, despite what the tag says, you don’t always have to dry clean wool. I think it’s entirely possible that they put that on the tag because either they are too lazy to tell us how to do it right or they underestimate the ability of the people purchasing their products to take care of them properly. Either way, it’s bull doody. It’s actually pretty easy to clean wool. It’s kinda time consuming, but easy. If you have some wool garments that need some cleaning and are looking for a simple method for how to clean wool, have a look and a gander at this article.
Because I’m impossibly clumsy, and I understand that one can’t be taken seriously with a large splotch of coffee on one’s shirt, I have learned to clean stains, in all their various forms, on many different fabrics. When removing stains, there are a few things to keep in mind. First of all, with the exception of suede, getting to your stain quickly is crucial. I act swiftly by doing what the professionals do; I separate stains into categories depending on how they can be treated. After spilling ice cream on my new dress shirt, I leap into stain- cleaning action. I also keep a stain removal guide pinned up in my laundry room. If you have children, or you yourself are just plain awkward, you’ll benefit from reading my latest article on how to clean stains.
Suede is attractive and soft - soft enough to earn similes. For example, suede is as soft as Micheal Jordan’s jump shot…if he were made of melting butter. Suede is as soft as our former president’s grasp on the history of the Middle East. It is good that suede is attractive and soft, because it is a supreme hassle to clean. The part of the hide used and suede’s nappy finish make it far less resistant to stains and general filthiness than full-grade leather. You can’t throw just any old stain remover on suede; if you do, you’re bound to ruin it. There are tools and specific cleaners for suede, depending on your item’s particular finish. However, there are never any guarantees with suede, and so prevention is paramount. Read my latest article to learn how to clean suede safely by using the correct cleaners and tools.
Before I started researching methods of cleaning leather, I was braced for the possibility that I wouldn’t be able to do this article. In my head, leather was too delicate and easily damaged to clean with natural household products. But in reality, leather is durable. In fact, that’s why we use it. The main trick to cleaning leather is avoiding products that will dry it out or change its color. And that, it turns out, is easy enough to do without spending a ton of money—or maybe, any at all. My latest article shows you how to clean leather using environmentally friendly products that I already had around the house, and that you probably have, too.
