I am the world’s giantest sissy when it comes to cleaning vomit. This is of special concern to my fiancè since she is hoping to one day have kids. I admit, it scares me. It won’t be easy for me to clean up baby, and some day, kid vomit. I’ve had to deal with enough of that from my nephews. Aside from their vomit, I’ve also been dealing with cleaning dog vomit and cat vomit since I was a little tyke. One would think I would have gotten over my disgust by now. Not a chance. I have however gotten very good at cleaning vomit fairly quickly and efficiently. The faster I get it done, the happier I am. I’m especially happy if I do a good job of cleaning up vomit. I want no trace of the stuff left behind. That being said, I put together this article in hopes of helping other people out there who are as revolted by vomit as I am. I’m not saying there’s no ish-factor to my method of cleaning vomit, but it works well and you’ll be satisfied with the results. Check out my article on how to clean vomit.
When I was growing up, I was pretty tough on both myself and my things. I’ve had stitches more times than I can count. And of course, to the chagrin of my mother, damn near every time I cut myself bad enough to require stitches, I also bled all over everything I came into contact with. Luckily, since I was the third of three boys, my ma knew how to clean blood. Indeed, she was a blood cleaning machine. It’s true, blood stains can be very difficult to get out, which was pointed out to me repeatedly. But at least, through watching her, I’ve learned how to clean up blood all by my little lonesome. Whether you are cleaning blood from your nose, your leg, your eyes, or from any other part of your nasty body, check out this article and learn how to clean blood stains using things you’ve probably got sitting in the cupboard already.
I lived in a house for about a year that smelled like piss before I gave in and decided to learn how to clean urine. Gross, I know. I was in college, smoked a lot, and just didn’t really let it bother me. My girlfriend, on the other hand, was bothered. The thing is, it was cold and dry out when we moved in, so the smell wasn’t noticeable. Once summer and humidity hit, it stunk like hell. She tried countless different things to clean urine. We don’t even know what kind of urine it was. It could have been dog urine, cat urine, human urine, ghost urine, elephant urine, who knows. We didn’t. Still don’t. We did, however, eventually figure out how to clean urine properly. Which is good, because we are now the proud owners of a couple cats. And every now and then, things happen, and you need to know how to clean urine. So, no more blabbing. Check out this article.
I had to learn, by threat of death, how to remove oil at a fairly young age. My first car was an ‘81 Olds Toronado with a sphincter control problem. As much as I loved that car, it was perhaps the most environmentally unfriendly car in America at the time. I think it would have passed Mexican emission standards, but not by much. And then it would have thanked them by leaving behind a nice oil slick. While it is more common to have to clean up oil under older cars, new cars are often guilty of dripping oil too. It’s just one of those things. And these days, with the economy doing what it’s doing, many people are simply choosing to live with cleaning oil instead of spending all the cash to have someone find and fix the leak. That’s where I come in. If you need to know how to clean oil spills or how to clean up oil stains that have been there awhile, check out this article.
