Nasal congestion can hamper your quality of life in many ways. First of all, not being able to breathe clearly can lead to poor moods and grumpiness. Grumpy or not, congestion also interferes with work, both mental and physical. What’s more, without a clean nose, you’ll undoubtedly be forced to mouth breathe. And mouth breathers are (unfortunately) widely considered to be subhuman in our society. Also, you’ll probably never have sex with someone once they have seen your nose goblins. Ok…you’re horrified enough already. You want to know how to clean your nose. Well, there are many ways to dispatch snot and defeat boogers without the use of your index finger. There are saline nasal irrigation products, neti pots, OTC drugs, and natural treatments like eucalyptus oil . Learn about these and more in my latest article.
While I’m well aware that colon cleaning isn’t among the world’s most savory of conversation topics, as one who suffers from IBS, I know a little something about how to cleanse the colon, and I’d like to tell you about it. The truth is, I’m proud of this knowledge. And do you know why? Of course you don’t. So I’ll tell you. I’m proud because my ass is cleaner than yours. That’s right. Over the last several years I’ve been on a quest of sorts. I’ve been questing after the most efficient and best way to clean colon goo from your body. There’s no doubt about it, once you know how to cleanse your colon, and put that knowledge into practice, you will feel healthier as well as better about yourself. So, if you want to learn about cleansing the colon and colon detoxification so you too can have a cleaner ass than those around you, then please, read my article. It is very cleverly titled How to Clean Your Colon and will teach you about colon cleansers, natural colon cleaning, and colonic irrigation methods such as high colonics, enemas, and colon hydrotherapy.
Basically, as you get older you will look older, and someday you will die. Your corpse will be burned, eaten by worms, or used to fuel the cars of the future. These are truths that the beauty empires would have you deny. “If I just add one more product, one more age-defying cleanser to my regimen…” the line of thinking goes. In the frenzy of shaming our wallets open, the skin health industry has drowned out all logical, learned voices. What’s more, laws regarding the testing of cosmetics and skin products are almost nonexistent. Companies are not even required to list the ingredients of their products. That is why I wrote this article on how to clean your face. Concerning my health (and even my beauteous complexion) I like to seek out expert opinions - mainly dermatologists…and not those sell-out PhDs that sponsor studies for this or that company. They should have their stethoscopes confiscated. If you have severe acne, intensely sensitive skin, rosacea, or any other skin condition, you’ll want to talk to a dermatologist about how to clean your face or get a clean face. For most people, the general principals apply. You can read my latest article to develop a sane regimen to clean your face and also to find safe skin care products. But you’re still going to die.
Cleaning your teeth is one of the easiest and best things you can do for yourself to improve your over all health. Most everyone thinks they know how to clean teeth properly. However, most people don’t brush their teeth long enough, often enough, or thoroughly enough. Aside from just brushing, there’s a lot more you should know about how to clean teeth such as proper flossing methods, mouthwashes, oral irrigation systems, the list goes on. My grandpa always told me “Take good care of your chompers, you don’t want to end up like your grandma.” Grandma wears dentures. So, if you want to avoid having to take your teeth out so you can clean them, read my latest article on how to clean your teeth.
Although things are going a lot more smoothly for my face these days, I’ve been trying to figure out how to clean pores for about fifteen years now. Clogged pores first became a real problem for me when I was in the seventh and eight grades during football season. It’s a damn good thing I sucked at football, because that friggin’ chin strap did amazingly horrible things to my chin. I think, because of my large pores, it was worse for me than for most. Luckily my padre had the same issues with clogged pores when he has a kid and was able to give me some good advice on cleaning pores. These days, even though I’m too old and fat to play football, I still have to deal with blocked pores. My biggest problem is with my nose pores. There have been times when my nose has looked like the back of a Surinam toad. If you don’t know what that is…look it up. Luckily, through trial and error, I’ve learned how to clean nose pores as well as any other clogged pores. If you would like some advice on how to clean pores, check out this article.
