Keyboard cleaning is a task I usually put off until newly evolved lifeforms begin emerging from beneath the keys. “It’s my computer,” I reason. “I’m the only person who has to touch it.” But inevitably a friend will come over, ask to use my computer, and barely swallow their vomit in time. Thus, I am forced to clean my keyboard. Perhaps you are in the same boat. No worries. Keyboard cleaning is easy, though it is time consuming. The method I use is cheap and it won’t damage your keyboard or tarnish the key markings. Oh, and your new clean keyboard will be the talk of the blogosphere. The one drawback is, once you decide to clean your keyboard, you won’t be able to use it for a few hours. No computer? No Facebook? No blogging? You may need a heavy sedative or some street drugs to get through this harrowing ordeal. Learn how to score smack and other useful tidbits in my newest article on how to clean a keyboard.