You’re awake, but you allow your alarm to grow more and more alarming. To stay under the covers would be best, but you know that’s not possible. Finally, the promise of a nice warm shower wills you from your bed. Usually you enter and leave the bathroom without being conscious of much, but today you are on your game. You look up (about to ask God to get you out of work) and notice that your shower head is quite disgusting. With the vast mineral build up and thin sheet of slime, your shower head looks as though it’s wearing a white and green, unkempt beard. You know you cannot be made clean while standing under this thing. Not only is it gross, but its stream has lost power. Your shower head is like an old, homeless man half-heartedly vomiting. You know it’s cleaning time, but you’re not quite sure how to clean a shower head. You decide to use Google, and that brings you here. Here you learn how to make your shower head clean. You learn how to remove and install a shower head without causing damage or leaks. You learn how to remove mineral deposits and get that water pressure back. Here you (basically) unlock the secrets of the universe.