Mirror cleaning is grossly underrated. Mirrors remind us to comb our hair, cast out nose goblins, and put on pants. They tell us when we’re looking smoking hot and when we need to donate an unflattering, snug blouse. Though often too late, mirrors warn about the axe murderer standing behind us. Mirrors can make small rooms larger – and sometimes creepier. We take our mirrors for granted and allow them to become dirty with our paw prints, our snot blasts, and our generally filthy nature. This can’t go on. Today, you will make a solemn pledge to clean mirrors on a regular basis. Cleaning mirrors will become your passion and your life’s meaning. Your clean mirrors will reflect with such penetrating flawlessness, guests will look into them and become self-actualized. Yes, I will teach you these dark arts. Follow any of the links to learn how to clean mirrors using effective, environmentally friendly methods.