You’re awake, but you allow your alarm to grow more and more alarming. To stay under the covers would be best, but you know that’s not possible. Finally, the promise of a nice warm shower wills you from your bed. Usually you enter and leave the bathroom without being conscious of much, but today you are on your game. You look up (about to ask God to get you out of work) and notice that your shower head is quite disgusting. With the vast mineral build up and thin sheet of slime, your shower head looks as though it’s wearing a white and green, unkempt beard. You know you cannot be made clean while standing under this thing. Not only is it gross, but its stream has lost power. Your shower head is like an old, homeless man half-heartedly vomiting. You know it’s cleaning time, but you’re not quite sure how to clean a shower head. You decide to use Google, and that brings you here. Here you learn how to make your shower head clean. You learn how to remove and install a shower head without causing damage or leaks. You learn how to remove mineral deposits and get that water pressure back. Here you (basically) unlock the secrets of the universe.
If you want to learn how to clean a bowl, you’re either pretty new to smoking pot or you’ve been smoking joints and eating brownies. Bowls, pipes, and bongs are great, efficient ways to enjoy marijuana; however, the marijuana resin that builds up in such pieces can be vexing. It ruins the taste. It looks disgusting. It interferes with your bowl’s ability to deliver a truly epic hit. Worst of all, it bonds to your bowl like cement. So what do you do? Well, you could go and buy a commercial bowl cleaner. Those products work well. However, I can teach you how to clean a bowl using several popular methods that cost almost nothing. Follow any of the links and you’ll be smoking from a clean bowl once again.
As I’m sure you’ve experienced, laptop cleaning is one of the more neglected chores. Sometimes you’re away from home, really need to check something on the internet, and all that’s available to you is your buddy’s dirty ass porn machine. You know damn well you don’t want to touch the thing, but hey, what other choice is there? So you look up whatever it is that needs looking up, run to the sink to scorch and scour your hands, and then delicately fill your buddy in on the wonders of a clean laptop. Afterwards, just in case your pal had been unaware, you tell him that cleaning a laptop is really quite easy and can generally be done in under twenty minutes and that you just have to know what you’re doing. So you recommend he reads this article, takes it to heart, and learns how to clean a laptop safely and properly.
Commercial drain cleaners like Drano are the most dangerous, toxic chemicals commonly found in homes. Awareness of the toxicity of such products has in part spurned the demand for safer, natural cleaning products and strategies. In this article you can learn how to clean a drain - whether it smells or is clogged - using a variety of methods that are safe for you, your family, and the environment. When you’re finished, you’ll know how to make your own homemade drain cleaner, plunge and snake a drain, and even remove that pungent, corpse-left-in-the-sun odor. Someday you’ll teach your children how to clean a drain, and they will love you for it. If you like using commercial products, I list a few eco-friendly brands that have a conscience. Read, enjoy, and may your clean drain run freely.
If you want to learn how to clean metal, first you must identify what kind of metal you’ll be cleaning. There are many different types and each has its quirks. Stainless steel can be stained. Cast iron cookware hates soap and sometimes requires seasoning. Brass and copper form a protective tarnish, and removing this may remove value. Silver can be cleaned using a nifty chemistry trick. Clean, shiny gold can get you laid, robbed, or both. As you can see, metal cleaning isn’t a one-size-fits-all affair. Read my latest article on how to clean metal for straight-forward advice, eco-friendly strategies, green metal cleaning products, and fun facts that can later be used to wow friends.
When I was young, my brother and I used to play a fun game. One of us would stand next to the sink with one hand in the garbage disposal. The other would stand against the opposite wall, and at a time of their choosing they would dash for the switch. The trick was to keep your hand in the garbage disposal until the last second. This would prove how couragous you were. My brother was very, very courageous. Because I disfigured him for life, my father made me clean the garbage disposal. I though this was unfair; he had lost the game and, besides, it was his mess that led to a clogged garbage disposal. The only good thing that came of this is that I learned how to clean a garbage disposal. And because of my unflagging moral standards, I learned how to clean a garbage disposal - both the stinky and clogged variety - using environmentally friendly methods. If you want a clean garbage disposal and are courageous like my brother, follow a link.
Laptop screens have the most uncanny ability to collect dirt and grime. When I have to clean my laptop screen, it’s usually because of a combination of little coffee splatters (I take my coffee with cream), cat hair, and cat nose and foot prints (they like to try to kill the cursor.) I truly believe that my cats exist for the sole purpose of making me clean laptop screen surfaces. The nice thing though, is that if you know how to correctly clean your laptop screen, it’s a pretty quick process. I would even go so far as to say that, even if you have greasy fingered children that you share your laptop with, after you read this article you will be able to clean laptop screen surfaces in under five minutes. So, take a little time out of your busy schedule, have a quick read of this article, and learn the proper methods for how to clean a laptop screen.
I have a bad habit of doing bad things to my body. I smoke cigars (among other things), drink beer and bourbon, eat red met, eat chips and other processed crap, drink soda, and love it. My body, however, does not. And every now and then it lets me know it’s time to take a step back from the things I love and take on the task of detoxing my system. In all actuality, it’s not too bad. Some aspects of cleaning your system are great. You get to eat delicious foods and drink tasty juices. And after you cleanse your system, you feel great. The problem you might run into is that you may not know how to flush your system properly. Luckily for you, through years of abuse and a bunch of research, I’ve learned how to clean out system impurities pretty effectively. If you would like to know how to clear your system out, check out my latest article: How to Clean Your System.
Published by eric on October 22, 2009
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Apparently, and for reasons unbeknownst to me, people absolutely detest the chore of cleaning blinds. I certainly don’t love the task, but I wouldn’t call it detestable. If you have to clean blinds, you have to clean blinds. It’s just one of those things. In fact, it can be kinda fun. Especially if they are dusty enough that you can write little childish messages into the dust like “poop” or “your momma” before washing it all away. Actually, I think the biggest reason people don’t like doing it is that they simply don’t know how to clean blinds properly. And of course, that is why you’re here. Cleaning window blinds is actually quite easy. It takes a little time, but it’s easy. I think, once you get going on it, that you’ll be surprised at how forgiving some types of blinds (mini blinds, venetian blinds, vertical blinds) can be. Well, lets get started then. Check out my article: How to Clean Blinds.
Plastic, invented in the mid 1800’s, has become part of our everyday lives. The stuff is absolutely everywhere. A person can’t even fart without having the fumes come into contact with something made of or with plastic. While in some ways I am morally opposed to plastic (the amount of time it takes for the stuff to biodegrade is frightening), there are some undeniable benefits to the stuff. Besides that, it ain’t going anywhere. So, in the interest of convincing people to keep their plastic pieces around for awhile instead of just tossing them in the dumpster and buying new ones, I’ve put together this article. It’s actually surprisingly easy to clean plastic. With a little time and patience, cleaning plastic can be done from home using things you’ve probably got already. So, if you’re ready to learn how to wash plastic, check out my article How to Clean Plastic.
