Adam Bjerk

How to Clean Stains

If it can be spilled on or soiled, I will sully it. Throughout the years, I’ve garnered many nicknames for my lack of grace, and out of necessity, I’ve learned how to clean stains. The tough thing about learning how to clean stains is that no two messes are alike—there are many things to keep in mind. You have to think about what type of stain(s) you are dealing with, what kind of fabric has been soiled (linen, cotton, silk, polyester, or a combination), as well as how long the stain has been there and how it has been treated since.

That nudist colony is looking better all the time, no? Keep your clothes on. Dry cleaners and stain removal professionals make cleaning stains less complicated by categorizing them based on their pH and chemical makeup. How you clean stains depends on what category the stain(s) falls under. Keep reading—learning how to clean stains is easier than you think.

Stain Removal

Removing stains is much easier when done promptly, so it’s a good idea to have the basics on hand. First, you’ll need a detergent (duh). Green, earth-friendly detergents are slowly finding their way onto store shelves, and they work just as well as their toxic brethren (see right). Next, you’ll want at least one stain removal product for pretreating. There are sticks, sprays, gels, and soaks—all of these work well, though some have strengths and weaknesses with different stain types. Lastly, you’ll want bleach for whites or, for colors, a color-safe bleach detergent or heavy duty detergent. Beyond this, of course you’ll need paper towels or cotton rags and gloves for safety.

Stop! Before you clean stains, always read the care label. Care labels, which are sometimes hard to locate, supersede everything. If you are going to clean an oil-based stain or a dye stain, hot water is needed, but if the care label says “Wash Cold Only,” you’ll need to find another way. As promised, warm water will ruin the garment. Along a similar vein, care labels on exotic fabrics will most likely read “Dry Clean Only.” If this is the case, you’re better off taking your garment to a stain removal professional as soon as possible. Waiting longer than 48 hours will make stain removal much more difficult.

How to Clean Protein Stains (urine, blood, vomit, mucus, semen, ice cream, cream, milk, pudding, gelatin, baby food). Let it be known that if you use hot water, an iron, or the dryer on a protein stain, it will be set permanently. No heat for protein stains. First, you need to blot up any excess liquid and then soak the stain in cold water, rubbing the fabric between your fingers. Next, wash in cold with a detergent that contains enzymes (most do, and you can check on the packaging). Air dry in a dark, cool area. If the stain persists, use an enzyme-based stain removal product (see right) and rewash.

How to Clean Tannin Stains (coffee, tea, soft drinks, juice, wine, beer, booze, tomato juice). Soap and detergent are very different animals. Never use soap to clean tannin stains or they will be permanent. First, blot up any excess liquids using a cotton rag or sponge. Next, rinse the stain with cold water, pretreat with detergent or a stain removal product and wash in hot water (or as hot as the care label allows). If the mess proves difficult or has already set, clean the stain by using bleach (for whites) or a color-safe bleach alternative.

How to Clean Oil-Based Stains (cosmetics, lotions, lard, fat, salad dressing, gasoline, motor oil, mayonnaise, margarine, butter). First, blot up the excess using a cotton rag or a sponge. Some stain removal divas claim that using baking soda or talcum powder will absorb without spreading the stain and also leach some of the stain out of the fibers. Next, pretreat with a petroleum-based solvent like Shout or Spray’n Wash. Solvents are the Achilles’ heel of oil-based stains. After that, wash in hot water (as the care label allows). If the stain persists, repeat the process.

How to Clean Dye Stains (jam, blueberries, cherries, pen ink, India ink, grass, mustard, Kool-Aid, food coloring). Dye stains are best cleaned by using stain removal products that contain alcohol. This is why many people recommend using hairspray as a pretreatment before washing. Rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol) works better and won’t leave any residue. After using alcohol (one for me, one for the shirt), you may want to also pretreat with detergent and wash in hot water or as warm as the fabric allows. For tough or older stains, bleach (for whites) or a color-safe bleach alternative should be used.

How to Clean Combination Stains

After studying the stain cleaning methods above, you have received your stain removal orange belt. Your Kung Fu is strong, but what would you do if I spilled my coffee all over your new belt? You're thinking, “Coffee . . . that’s a tannin stain.” That’s right, grasshopper, but I take my coffee with two creams, and this cheap coffee contains dye to make it look high class. If you were to treat the tannin stain (coffee) first, you would set the protein stain (cream) permanently. Treat the protein stain first, and then worry about the tannin and dye stains, and I’ll think about giving you that brown belt. Combination stains usually consist of an oil-based stain and some sort of pigment or dye stain. Remove any excess first, and then treat your stains in a logical order. Luckily for us, most detergents and stain removal products are engineered with all sorts of horrid catastrophes in mind. Before you get all fancy using the vinegar, eye of newt, and magic elixir recipe you found online, try using a stain removal product and detergent.